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    Quote Originally Posted by BradCee View Post
    seen something like that before.... was it an asian woman?
    no, she was hungerian i think. ill try to find the video for you, i saw it the other day

    EDIT: here you go
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

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    The Kid Capri video was funny as hell. I hate when people ask for requests.
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    this happened once at a club: opening guy farted in the dj booth right before we got on. it was his first time playing with us. it was also his last.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munizj View Post
    this happened once at a club: opening guy farted in the dj booth right before we got on. it was his first time playing with us. it was also his last.
    Guess I won't be opening for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by munizj View Post
    this happened once at a club: opening guy farted in the dj booth right before we got on. it was his first time playing with us. it was also his last.


    hell everyone does it. Guess your farts are golden.:eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by munizj View Post
    this happened once at a club: opening guy farted in the dj booth right before we got on. it was his first time playing with us. it was also his last.
    I think it was my first club gig.....MANY moons ago....on a wednesday night.

    As I got in to play....i noticed that the DJ before me had tossed a half eaten bigass sandwich to his dog....who did not want it either. He had walked on it...and it was just NASTY. Like a bloody dustbin in there.

    There was also dog shit in the club....somewhere. I could smell it!

    I complained to the owner, who looked at me like i was mad.

    Fucking hippies!

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    The DJ had his dog in the booth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarasin View Post
    I think it was my first club gig.....MANY moons ago....on a wednesday night.

    As I got in to play....i noticed that the DJ before me had tossed a half eaten bigass sandwich to his dog....who did not want it either. He had walked on it...and it was just NASTY. Like a bloody dustbin in there.

    There was also dog shit in the club....somewhere. I could smell it!

    I complained to the owner, who looked at me like i was mad.

    Fucking hippies!

    Where the f*ck were you DJing... a crack den..?

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    Yeah....it was the original Psytrance club in Cape Town called Getafix.

    Yep....

    It had tye-dye EVERYTHING.....matresses and couches etc.

    It was very chill....open....

    So yeah...he had his dog there....

    His DJ name was Psycho Derek.....

    Go figure!

    Poor whippit!

    You see him carrying it around at the outdoor parties.

    He sells Sceleetium (SP?) now...

    LOL
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    I had to take my own CDJ100's too.....

    I remember walking home with them in my arms.....UPHILL!

    LOL...the good ol days!
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