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    Sounds like my idea of HELL... LOL.


    Seriously though ... HELL.

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    yeah dude....

    You right....i have learnt and grown since then. You would not catch me in a place like that.....even if you paid me.

    Thing is....you could smoke weed there!

    HEHEHEHE....was great back in the day.....taking LCD and stuff.

    Now....I don't think so.....

    Nowadays...i want a drinks tab.....girly dancers....and I will smoke weed there whether you like it or not!

    HEHEHEHEHE
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    God im so lame.

    Last thing i took in a club that wasnt on sale from the bar was an Apple.

    Seriously an Apple. I take one to every gig i do cus im Type 2 Diabetic.

    Fun.

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    Apple a day!

    LOL....mine is usually my gear....my bud and the tools that go with it.

    (scissors....shot glass....git papers...and OCB rolling paper)

    Or....if needed....they are pre-rolled.

    OH....and 1.5 litre bottle of water.

    I MUST HAVE WATER!

    I am like Carl Cox in that respect....if i ain't sweatin.....i ain't workin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarasin View Post
    I MUST HAVE WATER!

    I am like Carl Cox in that respect....if i ain't sweatin.....i ain't workin!
    word. I dont drink anytihng BUT water even when just going out to hear some friends spin

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    i generally don't drink....but will have the vodka coke when i get there.....then its water!

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    This thread needs to be revived!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien1138 View Post
    when the bouncer pats you down- "a little to the left... ah that's the spot"
    That's pretty funny, but I have to ask. WTF kinda venues do you play at where you get a pat down. Dam!! In all the years I have been DJing, I don't think I have ever been patted down as a DJ. As an attendee, yes, but not if I am entertainment.

    OH I got in trouble once at this club I was guest DJing at for commenting on a chicks ass on the mic. Apparently the bitch complained to the owner. I was never asked back to DJ there again.
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