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    Default Humour: Things NOT to say while at a gig.

    when given a request for a track- "I don't go to your place of employment and tell u how to suck"

    when the promoter is hot- "you can pay me with your body"

    when the bouncer pats you down- "a little to the left... ah that's the spot"
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    You might be coughing up teeth after the last one dude lol
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    I've said the first one, sort of: "Do I show up where you work and piss in the french fry cooker?"
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    mess with the promoter:

    "you guys are gonna love my happy hardcore set!" ----said this at an electro event lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by munizj View Post
    mess with the promoter:

    "you guys are gonna love my happy hardcore set!" ----said this at an electro event lol
    Haha. I'm surprised anyone even remembers what that is. Such a short-lived delusion, no?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damien1138 View Post
    when the bouncer pats you down- "a little to the left... ah that's the spot"
    my preferred remark is; you could've bought me dinner first - tends to speed them up a bit

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    click train to derail thread


    (though it is kind of related)

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    lol
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    I'm Going To Pound The Farts Out Of You
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    A few years ago at a downtown Orlando club we'll not identify by name, a certain DJ actually got on the mic to address his half-full dance floor at around midnight or so with this absolute classic call to action:

    "Dance, you faggots."

    I'd like to have seen a thought bubble over him for that one.

    A couple of friends of mine once witnessed a Toronto DJ threatening the crowd with a 4-bar loop from Toxic (yes, the Britney hit) to dance or "THIS LOOP WON'T STOP".

    Classic.

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