how effective do you think my new pick up line will be?
"hey, girl, i heard you had DSL, and uh, i just wanted to know if i could connect"
expected responses
A) a good slap across the face
B) a good laugh from her
C) she has no idea what dsl stands for and i get away with it.
given the chance to explain myself
"look, im a starving dj/ artist. i havnt been able to pay my bills and i need to update my facebook"
and play it from there.
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