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    Default Thought of the best comeback

    towards people who bitch about me using the sync button:
    "Why do you think they put frets on a guitar?"

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    ...or...


    "Because the sync button on my turntables broke"
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    Never heard of fret less ones?!?

    "To allow me wasting my time answering such stupid question while more important things happen now... like ... a party on the dance floor"
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    ooo ooo ooooh .... i got one !

    go fuck yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester.NZ View Post
    ooo ooo ooooh .... i got one !
    .....with the rough end of a pineapple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanBlake View Post
    .....with the rough end of a pineapple.
    Ouch!!
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    there are no ends on a pineapple, so you just have to clench and think of the queen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester.NZ View Post
    there are no ends on a pineapple, so you just have to clench and think of the queen.
    The green end (of a ripe one)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdperry View Post
    "Why do you think they put frets on a guitar?"
    The problem with that is the general public is probably unaware that there's even such a thing as fretless guitars.
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