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    Default [OT] New Midi Fighter

    Thereís no doubt that the DJ Techtools Midi Fighter has impacted the rapidly growing global Controllerist community. Midi Fighters are appearing everywhere and an ever increasing number of DJs are falling in love with the simple yet highly effective interface thatís capable of doing anything an artist could want.

    But what if you simply donít have time to sit around burning precious hours deciding on what you want from a controller? And if like many of us, you know what sound you need but have zero technical and musical ability, along with a deep-seated fear of expanding your knowledge Ė you may well find yourself at the end of a fifthly DJ cul-de-sac. Luckily for you, the time for cerebral athletics is over...


    The Midi Fighter ULTIMATE DELIGHTER Edition by SmiTTTen Labs



    At last a product exists that gives DJs their time back and lets talent take the back seat. The DJ can now concentrate on what's really important - BRINGING IT! SmiTTTen Labs didnít waste time counting ALL the buttons on the original Midi Fighter as we knew we only needed TWO.

    So how easy is the Ultimate Delighter to use? Tests show that if you can repeatedly thrust your hand in the air during big tunes while winking at the hot girl at the front, you can call yourself a Midi Fighter Ultimate Delighter Master (Ultimate Delighter Master laptop stickers available at web our store. PC Stickers $3.99. Mac Stickers $78.99 (no peeling required on Mac stickers)

    How does it work? SmiTTTen Labs has developed a soon-to-be-denied-patent called the 'Red Button Ė Green Button System'. When not in use, simply ensure that the red button is held down. Ready to amp up the room to eleventeen? Switch your trigger finger from the red button to the GREEN button and take a deep breath as the SmiTTTen Labs Beat Molester © takes control. Watch the crowd crumble into a million tiny little pieces as the Beat Molester (c) simultaneously violates your track in 23 different ways. Ready to switch back for some post-carnage respite? Switch your finger back to the red button until you are ready to unleash the monster again.

    The Ultimate Delighter was made for professional club environment so when that toilet break is beckoning you have nothing to worry about. All you need is to ask your friend or random booth-limpet to hold down the red button until you return. Alternatively you can go to our web store and purchase our Midi Fighter Ultimate Delighter Minder Ė a 14oz hand crafted Japanese button weight made by the same people who designed other stuff.




    GET BACK TO WHAT'S IMPORTANT!


    As we all know, being a DJ today is rarely about the music. Most professional DJs agree that spending time cuing up and mixing tracks is tedious at best. This is compounded by the crowdís expectation for all kinds of tricks and FX nobbery. Luckily, The Ultimate Delighter guarantees you will give your crowd what they need using SmiTTTen Labsí Light When Itís Right technology© ©.



    The Ultimate Delighter scans each track you play and determines when you need to apply the Beat Molester© for maximum devastation. 3 seconds before you need to begin molesting, the green button will flash. All you have to do is hit the button on the fifth flash. Once pressed, the flashing stops but the happy face remains to remind you how much you are pleasing your crowd.



    3 seconds before the effect needs to be taken off the button will again flash again allowing you to switch back to the red button. A thumbs-up sign will be displayed to confirm that the crowd has been thoroughly molested, your tune defiled and that it was a good job, well done!



    So before you go jumping head first into buying that Midi Fighter Classic or Pro ask yourself this: Would a real DJ spend their time messing around with silly little buttons or would they be out there TEARING IT UP WITH BIG TUNES? Be a man and know that 2 buttons are more than enough.
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    wut
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    Winning!

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    another awesome piss take

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    Quote Originally Posted by BradCee View Post


    another awesome piss take
    this!
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    yay! i just molested the crowd!

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    Post of the month!
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    doesn't beat the S4 one for me. Still awesome.
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    Luckily, The Ultimate Delighter guarantees you will give your crowd what they need using SmiTTTen Labsí Light When Itís Right technology© ©.



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