Noob In A Tailspin - Where Do I Begin?

[Junior P]

http://tinyurl.com/3pwm2ct

[DarioJ]

Sports med & physio. My reward for keeping someone off the operating table

I wonder how this conversation sounded.

[photojojo]

Sports med & physio. My reward for keeping someone off the operating table

I wish you could do an MRI over the internet.

[JonathanBlake]

I wonder how this conversation sounded.

Paul was booked for surgery on his right shoulder, for what I believed was a mis-diagnosis (SLAP lesion). I diagnosed Rotator Cuff Impingement - treated and rehabilitated and has 100%. Happy Paul. Korg PadKONTROL.

[Jester]

Patient: "Doc, What's the prognosis?"
JB: "Well sir, if you loosen your grip the rash should reduce i...." *Notices shiny toy in patients bag*
[administers lethal dose of morphine (to patient, not self!)]
[asks DJTT community for mapping advice for a Korg Padkontrol]

[JonathanBlake]

Patient: "Doc, What's the prognosis?"
JB: "Well sir, if you loosen your grip the rash should reduce i...." *Notices shiny toy in patients bag*
[administers lethal dose of morphine (to patient, not self!)]
[asks DJTT community for mapping advice for a Korg Padkontrol]

what a waste of morphine

[kooper1980]

How about using the pads for a midi-fighter type controller for effects? Or use it to map all of the things that you currently have to touch the laptop for? I'm trying to use my midi-fighter like this so that I can get away with never having to touch my laptop keyboard.