Lion Vs. Giraffe: who wins?

**theory28** · 09-07-2011, 12:33 AM

EDIT: accidental post

**LmnLm3** · 09-17-2011, 02:35 AM

This thread (and poll) is so full of win that it deserves a bump. Especially seeing the poll results

**Garygary1** · 09-17-2011, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by LmnLm3

This thread (and poll) is so full of win that it deserves a bump. Especially seeing the poll results

**Ed Paris** · 09-17-2011, 08:38 PM

i voted for the giraffe cause lions will always loose, as you can read!

Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

Pause

Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”

man i love will ferrel!