Omegle

**obsidiance** · 04-01-2009, 07:56 PM

www.omegle.com

If you haven't had your eyes opened to this phenomenon then you are missing out.

Connects you to a random person to chat completely annonymously.

Ch-ch-check it!

edit: Oh yeh, If you have any funny conversations, post them here!

**djtanner** · 04-02-2009, 01:40 PM

ohhh man, the next 2 hours of work are going to FLY!

thanks bud

edit:
okay... wow haha!

Stranger: do u wanna be my friend?
You: depends.....how much do you weigh? how old are you?
Stranger: i weight 180kg, because i sit about 7 hours a day in front of my pc and i'm playing wow
Stranger: i'm female und 33 years ols
Stranger: *old
You: wow. just my type
Stranger: ohh nice
You: lets bump uglies
Stranger: wanna be my boyfriend cute guy?
You: mash the keys with your boobs, and ill rub my dang all over mine
Stranger: i did...
Stranger: no its your turn
Stranger: now
You: asdfhjklnfms;admmk
Stranger: come on baby
You: feels good
Stranger: Wanna marry me
Stranger: ?
You: not yet, i havent cum yet
Stranger: motherfucker
Stranger: i hate you

**darrel855** · 04-02-2009, 03:05 PM

Stranger: hi
You: high yes I am
You: how about you?
Stranger: are you m or f
You: I'm a male meat popsicle
You: and you?
Stranger: too

I'm gonna try another

**darrel855** · 04-02-2009, 03:20 PM

Stranger: are you ready for 2012?
You: Oh yeah
Stranger: col
Stranger: cool*
You: I got saved by the lord last weekend
Stranger: yeah... i dont believe in religion
Stranger: but if it works for you, cool enough
You: I believe there's many great Satanic rituals that can better all of us
Stranger: LOL! you believe in satan
You: I believe in sacrificing virgins if that's what you're asking
Stranger: i think kids are better
You: yeah small children always make a great meal
Stranger: na, i dont like meat
Stranger: im vegan

You: just gotta use a lot of cilantro
Stranger: ohh cilantro is good
Stranger: but not a lot
You: Oh I saw a tasty looking vegan child at Whole Foods the other day
Stranger: i think it would be better if you ate a child that wasnt vega
Stranger: vegan*
Stranger: you know, cause he would be eating meat and all that stuff
You: nah thos nasty little ones that eat too much McDonalds taste like shit
Stranger: ohh yeah
Stranger: mcdonalds its really bad
Stranger: i hoppe you dont eat there
You: eeewwww noway that's gross
Stranger: cool
You: McDonalds makes me poop
Stranger: every food makes you poop
Stranger: thats juts normal
You: yes it is damn there's a shortage of virgins here today
Stranger: why should you kill virgins?
Stranger: i mean... thats just stuuupid
Stranger: men like virgins
You: no we dont
Stranger: you should kill women that are not virgins
Stranger: or you know whos better
Stranger: ugly women
Stranger: like french teachers that are really mean
Stranger: or math teachers
Stranger: or you know that kind of women
Stranger: the world doesnt need them
Stranger: and everybody hates them
Stranger: you would be doing the world a favor
You: meter maids?
Stranger: yeah
You: what about stripers
You: strippers
Stranger: if they are ugly, why not
You: I'm surrounded by them as we speak
Stranger: like fat ugly women
Stranger: that are mean
Stranger: you dont like strippers?
You: fuck them hoes
Stranger: well you know
Stranger: some of them
Stranger: they have a reason
Stranger: you cant judge them
Stranger: you cant judge people for what they are doing as a job
You: they all say they do but but maybe 1 out of 20 actually do
Stranger: and what if you kill the wrong one?
Stranger: i met a lady that was selling drugs because she needed money for her kids
You: Nah I won't
Stranger: of course she ended up in jail but you know, it was sad
You: I'm sorry but I would have to judge someone like that
Stranger: well thats just sad
Stranger: cause you are not god
You: it's like saying hey this girl sucked off a horse but she did it for health insurance so it's ok
Stranger: well..
Stranger: its not my fault they need money
You: and I take it from em
Stranger: no
Stranger: but
Stranger: if oyu had a family and needed money
Stranger: and if you couldnt find a job
Stranger: wouldnt you do sth?
You: sth?
Stranger: something*

**midifidler** · 04-02-2009, 06:13 PM

That is some funny shit.
Best laugh all week!

**obsidiance** · 04-02-2009, 10:33 PM

Here are some quotes I took of another forums...

Stranger: ellos
You: whats happening gorgeous
Stranger: fine, how are you?
You: fine thank you very much
You: so what brings you to omgle
Stranger: boredom
Stranger: u?
You: the sexy parties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BAHAHAHA THIS ONE CRACKS ME UP (you guys wont get the davestr1zl reference)

Stranger: kansas city
Stranger: and you?
You: melbourne australia
Stranger: austria?
Stranger: in europe?
Stranger: fritzl town
Stranger: craaaazy shit right there ma niggah
You: AustrAlia
You: u know that massive fucking island down under?
Stranger: ostereich
Stranger: nope
You: we don't got fritzl, we g0t davestr1zl
Stranger: ohhhh!!!!
Stranger: cangaroo-island!