Originally Posted by
Drimachus
Whatever you do, don't get an SCS3D and try and scratch with it. This will bring disgrace and insanity into your life.
You will begin to imagine large crowds gathering around you to watch in awe whenever you show it off in public.
The halucinations will include dozens and dozens of e-mails asking you to please share your secrets and TSIs.
Tragic delusions will include, but not be limited to, the inability to tell if the cute little waveforms in Traktor are moving in conjunction with your hand.
You will be put on trial in every turntablist forum on the planet as a treacherous scoundrel who practises the most unholy of deceptions against the dj community.
And worst of all, you will have to argue with and explain yourself to, every fraudulent, duplicitous, mountebank DJ who ever owned a turntable.
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