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    Can't tell... very late April fools?

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    "Remote Recording. Every set played on the CDJ-Zero will be remotely recorded and uploaded directly into Pioneers new music store, whereby users can then purchase their own mixes to share them with friends."

    That killed me
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    hmmm wheres the cd slot?.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 031999 View Post
    hmmm wheres the cd slot?.....
    Just leave. now.
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    'Burst Sync Mode. This feature sees the evolvement of the SYNC button, whereby the user can SYNC and then mix the next 6 tracks with the touch of one button, leaving the DJ free to dance on stage, crowdsurf, or chat to girls.'

    hahahaha amazing
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    HAHAH - I missed this gem on first read...

    "Pioneer’s Head of Marketing, Michael Hunt, "

    as in ....

    "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" lol - was that Porky's? i think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambiggles View Post

    "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" lol - was that Porky's? i think so.
    lol, yeah was Porky's - jeebus how old are you, must be ancient like me

    What unit is it in the render though? Don't recognise it...
    If someone has made it from scratch it looks pretty near what a lot of people want from Pio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky H View Post
    lol, yeah was Porky's - jeebus how old are you, must be ancient like me

    What unit is it in the render though? Don't recognise it...
    If someone has made it from scratch it looks pretty near what a lot of people want from Pio.
    looks like a resurrection of the 1000 mk 3

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    So was this joke actually sponsored by Pioneer or some random person? That rendering is insanely nice.

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