"Looking for someone to teach me to DJ"

**smiTTTen** · 10-20-2013, 08:22 AM

**dripstep** · 10-20-2013, 09:56 AM

I'm really good at looking at marble sculptures, and even better at talking about them. Can someone teach me to carve stone?

Whatchu getting at Smittten? I will teach a pretty girl to dj.

**antifmradio** · 10-20-2013, 05:12 PM

now if you read that article back to yourself while changing the word "Dj'ing" to Fu*k'ing it will make more sense

**Rip van Winkle** · 10-21-2013, 02:19 AM

sounds like a sweet deal

**Karlos Santos** · 10-21-2013, 07:09 PM

A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.

**antifmradio** · 10-21-2013, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.

personally i dont think she cares or needs to know that
because she may as well be asking for a MASSAGE teacher.
Im 100% sure she isnt looking for a dj teacher, and really just wants a "schoolboy"

**padi_04** · 10-21-2013, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.

Should translate to half a pint by the end of the 5th gig actually.