No time to get to the bathroom and no one to cover for you? raised dj booth and no one behind you? This could make for some pretty funny stories.
No time to get to the bathroom and no one to cover for you? raised dj booth and no one behind you? This could make for some pretty funny stories.
FIX8:OSCill8
My Rig: Macbook 13" (2.16ghz 4gb crucial ram), VCI-100 custom paint, Korg Nanopad, Axiom 25, DJIO
Happens to me all the time.
I just a tech-crew guy over and say "when that song ends hit THAT green button" and then i hoof it to the loo and back.
But no... ive never pissed in the booth. You dirty boy !
no dude. thats nasty.
here a coupon bro, you all good now
thats why I always keep a few premade mixes in my library. Of course you could drop some long epic song that people will go "OMG did he just play that whole song". You know something like Timeless by Goldie (showing my age here maybe).
2 x Techinics 1200 mkIIs, SL1, Pioneer DJM-500, Novation Dicer, Stanton 680 carts, Acer Aspire 1410 11" Netbook
----------------------------------------------------
http://twitter.com/djlokifl
Nope....never pee'd in the box before.
Left off a few farts tho.....the bass works ones bowels sometimes!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
I have stood in dog shit in the Box before!
The DJ in this club was NASTY!
Used to have his lil dog with him and saw him toss a half a sandwich to it.
The dog didn't want the junk food and left it. This guy stood and slid all over it.
When it was my turn to jam....i check this mess out and was NO WAYS mate....
Clean up the Dog doo.....and your fucking food.
Bum!!
Yeah......shady clubs....playing for free.....them was the old days!
APC80:STR8-100's+Ortofon Concorde Scratch\Electro:ButterRugz:TSP2-NI Audio4DJ:Xone22+Innofader:MacBook Pro 15"
www.soundcloud.com/djsarasin
www.youtube.com/adriansarasin
3 Words: Wide Top Bottle
Acer E5 i7 16GB 512SSD 2TBHD ~ WIN 10 ~ TSP 2.11 ~ AUDIO 6 ~ DUAL X1s ~ DN-X1600 ~ SPECTRA ~ TWISTER ~ ATH-PRO500 MK2 ~ ZED6FX ~ AT2020
" I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. "
amen son... gotta grab some them high definition piss-jugs like old Ray from trailer park boys. way the road bud, way the road.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz43yJU0ZUo
Yeah but you guys need the tiesto version (ftw!) adult diapers because they are obviously better.
Ps. Timeless is the shit, although that is kinda chill so if you were in a big set its like hey room take a break while I piss.
P.P.s I had originally thought of this with a wide mouth bottle/solo in mind, piss in it and then keep it on hand for that asshole who keeps putting his cup on the dj booth, then when he turns around to adjust his visor/flex his biceps you swap them and watch him enjoy (pro tip: time it with the breakdown for epicness)
(never done this but I always think that a dj can never have too many tricks in his head)
FIX8:OSCill8
My Rig: Macbook 13" (2.16ghz 4gb crucial ram), VCI-100 custom paint, Korg Nanopad, Axiom 25, DJIO
|
Bookmarks