Just thought this would be a fun thread. I've only got a couple but id love to hear some good ones.




Q: What do you call a dj whose forgotten to plug in his turntable?
A: David Guetta

My friend told me last year at band camp, he broke a G-string fingering A minor.

Q: Why don't djs play pool?
A: Because they'll always scratch

And lastly a couple of my favorite pics.

lame i kno but good for a laugh. please share any ones you kno!