Something funny i sent to MAD-ZACH around xmas

[antifmradio]

Never mind what the original email was about but i just checked my PM BOX today
i see an old message i sent to ZACH
ok so i think this is funny but hey, its from me and if it makes me laugh, i need it today HAHAHA

Check out this description of what happens to xmas trees.




PASTED PM------------

Hey Zach
email sent to your personal inbox my man.......... im off to decorate a tree. What a shame...
its like forcing a cat to wear a pair of boby socks.
Who thought of this anyway.
Get a real live tree
Cut off it feet
drag it in the trunk of the car
prop it up in a torture device in your house to make it stand still
feed it nothing but water
then place, glass, plastic, and small bits of aluminum on it to make it "pretty"
meanwhile it stands there, and if it had a mouth it would curse us.
If it could grow feet again, we'd be in fear of it unhooking itself in the middle of the night while we slept
only to have it wake us up with a finely honed stiff branch in the eye.

Merry Christmas man )

[space monkey]

Have you been at the pub again?

[antifmradio]

me? no not at all

[robdquick]

That is gonna hurt!!!

[antifmradio]

That is gonna hurt!!!

probably not til the next afternoon when the sobering begins HHAHA