Something funny i sent to MAD-ZACH around xmas
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    Default Something funny i sent to MAD-ZACH around xmas

    Never mind what the original email was about but i just checked my PM BOX today
    i see an old message i sent to ZACH
    ok so i think this is funny but hey, its from me and if it makes me laugh, i need it today HAHAHA

    Check out this description of what happens to xmas trees.




    PASTED PM------------

    Hey Zach
    email sent to your personal inbox my man.......... im off to decorate a tree. What a shame...
    its like forcing a cat to wear a pair of boby socks.
    Who thought of this anyway.
    Get a real live tree
    Cut off it feet
    drag it in the trunk of the car
    prop it up in a torture device in your house to make it stand still
    feed it nothing but water
    then place, glass, plastic, and small bits of aluminum on it to make it "pretty"
    meanwhile it stands there, and if it had a mouth it would curse us.
    If it could grow feet again, we'd be in fear of it unhooking itself in the middle of the night while we slept
    only to have it wake us up with a finely honed stiff branch in the eye.

    Merry Christmas man )

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    Have you been at the pub again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifmradio View Post

    That is gonna hurt!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by robdquick View Post
    That is gonna hurt!!!
    probably not til the next afternoon when the sobering begins HHAHA

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