2010 Annual DJTT Random, Funny & WTF Quote Awards.

[sarasin]

@photojojo

I nominate Sarasin.

VCI-100 and Traktor Pro

HAHAHA Cheers mate!

Woulda thought it had been used a MILLION times already.

LOL

[tekki]

Ace thread… :eek:

[photojojo]

Another nomination.

@Karlos_Santos

Its like my testicles. Even though they dont seem to do much, Im sure it would feel very strange without them :eek:

[Karlos_Santos]

I think theres some truth in it.

Thanks for the Nom Chris.

[djhipnotikk]

gotta nominate jester’s line in my sig

edit:

from this thread:

New Music --- Where the hell do you guys get it?!

[BradCee]

@djhipnotikk

gotta nominate jester’s line in my sig

edit:

from this thread:

New Music --- Where the hell do you guys get it?!

a bit of context always helps

[Fyoog]

I think this needs to go in after the other night… love SirReal’s sig

Quote - @ lethal
Is this sig better?

---

SirReal
“Walking the fine line between pants and gash”

[josh_firestorm]

nominated..

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who/what is a tiesto?

[Citizen_Insane]

Haha Josh that one made me laugh too.

Come to think of it I should have nominated Photojojo’s comment (in my sig), brilliant analogy.

P.S. This thread is full of gems.

[Jester]

@ Hipnotikk .. Boom!

[Karlos_Santos]

@""

who/what is a tiesto?

Once again this has to be nominated for pure simple and effective comedy genius.

[josh_firestorm]

jester talking about post count names

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I think atm its Convert, Mentor, Guru, Tekki, BentoSan.

nominated..!

[Karlos_Santos]

@photojojo

Can you imagine? DJ’s will walk into a club and hook into the booth through their organically implanted connections in their brain and everything will be done through kinetic waves.

Vinyl will be illegal because it’s environmentally dangerous, but Jester’s great to the power 30 grandson will lead the vinyl revolution. He’ll play in the apocalyptic wasteland to the north using genuine old electricity generated from the atomic waste so the collective can’t shut him down.

The only DJ equipment to survive the war is the Technics 1200, but he’ll also have a gold plated hybrid VCI-100/300/X1 controller assembled by Jester and cryogenically frozen just before the environmental war of 2030.

The government will send specially bred indestructible hounds of musical destruction after him in an attempt to squash the growing revolution of vinyl hipsters. For 1000 years no on one has been able to stop these HMD’s, but Jester the 30th has discovered that the frequencies generated by a skribble scratch will disable the beasts.

After a long battle in which thousands of HMD’s are destroyed the hipster revolution seizes the opportunity to kidnap the Prime Minister. After hearing the beauty of Jester’s cue point juggling and scratching she declares it a lost national treasure and declares Jester a national hero.

Then the hipsters declare Jester the 30th a traitor to the revolution and as they skulk away one of them discovers a long lost dubstep remix in the atomic rubble…

Congrats on the 3000 mark.

This made me laugh on a day when my hangover is really really bad…

[Karlos_Santos]

@lethal_pizzle

You can’t argue with pseduo-science, statistics or my opinion when my opinion = truth

Aint that the truth.

[Str8upDrew]

@BradCee

when you leave djtt on a background tab while browsing redtube, during a vid you get an e-mail about a new post, switch tabs to check it, and your ‘not mouse’ hand gets more ‘enthusiastic’ - and it feels right so you don’t care

Sorry Brad, but that deserves to be up here.

[BradCee]

@Str8upDrew

Sorry Brad, but that deserves to be up here.

yes, yes it does, lol

[Jester]

I better start shagging hardcore then lmao

[josh_firestorm]

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texas is such an EDM-unfriendly place.

haha.. who would have thought?

[Karlos_Santos]

LMFAO… I thought the same thing but i didnt want to offend anyone from Texas…

[photojojo]

@Karlos_Santos

LMFAO… I thought the same thing but i didnt want to offend anyone from Texas…

No worries mate.