5 Simple steps to becoming a superstar DJ (sarcasm)
I saw this on reddit before, thought you might appreciate a laugh or two
5 simple steps to becoming a superstar DJ (sarcasm)
My favourite was, “When in doubt: Jesus pose” 
lol, this is great.
edit: everything in there was expected but I lol’d @ “Wait until the DJ that is spinning has his headphones on (this is a sign that he’s ready to talk).”
Love it!
(in fact I nearly bust out laughing in the middle of a lecture!)