Anyone ever taken a piss in the dj booth?
No time to get to the bathroom and no one to cover for you? raised dj booth and no one behind you? This could make for some pretty funny stories.
Happens to me all the time.
I just a tech-crew guy over and say “when that song ends hit THAT green button” and then i hoof it to the loo and back.
But no… ive never pissed in the booth. You dirty boy !
no dude. thats nasty.
here a coupon bro, you all good now
thats why I always keep a few premade mixes in my library. Of course you could drop some long epic song that people will go “OMG did he just play that whole song”. You know something like Timeless by Goldie (showing my age here maybe).
OMG that is the Post Of The Weekend surely.
Ironically i have actually nearly pissed myself laffing..!
Nope…never pee’d in the box before.
Left off a few farts tho…the bass works ones bowels sometimes!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
I have stood in dog shit in the Box before!
The DJ in this club was NASTY!
Used to have his lil dog with him and saw him toss a half a sandwich to it.
The dog didn’t want the junk food and left it. This guy stood and slid all over it.
When it was my turn to jam…i check this mess out and was NO WAYS mate…
Clean up the Dog doo…and your fucking food.
Bum!!
Yeah…shady clubs…playing for free…them was the old days!
3 Words: Wide Top Bottle
amen son… gotta grab some them high definition piss-jugs like old Ray from trailer park boys. way the road bud, way the road.
Yeah but you guys need the tiesto version (ftw!) adult diapers because they are obviously better.
Ps. Timeless is the shit, although that is kinda chill so if you were in a big set its like hey room take a break while I piss.
P.P.s I had originally thought of this with a wide mouth bottle/solo in mind, piss in it and then keep it on hand for that asshole who keeps putting his cup on the dj booth, then when he turns around to adjust his visor/flex his biceps you swap them and watch him enjoy (pro tip: time it with the breakdown for epicness)
(never done this but I always think that a dj can never have too many tricks in his head)
I always only have around 2 minutes to go and take a wizz which results in me running through the crowd crosslegged with water in my eyes aiming straight for the can only to return with piss stained pants and 20 secs to mix
all kidding aside. i did hear a rumour awhile back then one of the big-name chachi djs like Paul Oakenfold or Tiesto actually shat their pants at a gig because they were so monkeyed on blow that they couldn’t control their bowels.
anyone else hear that one? lol lol
Didnt hear that one but i know a guy (real wanker) who was warming up for The Freestylers and had “taken something” a while before he started . He went on stage looking a bit peaky and ended up throwing up a little (just a bit but a bit is enough) on one of the 1210s.
His mate just wiped it off best he could and the Freestylers were none the wiser.
I was pissing myself as i hate the guy in question. I was hoping he was gonna get battered.
(long story you would hate him too).
You guys need to invest in some MC Hammer Parachute pants then you could just let rip.
Here’s the man himself demonstrating the “take a dump while dancing” technique.
not me personally, but here’s a video we did for LAB Limited interviewing Tigerskin/Dub Taylor. he’s got a story to tell…
not done that while in the box, but… (try not to judge this too harshly)
on a night out left an alcho-pop bottle that i pee’d in (long line for loo) on the bar near a guy that mine sweeped me earlier that night.
priceless is the only word for it as he necked the warm half full bottle…
every time i see this thread, for a second i think it says “have you ever taken the piss in a dj booth?”
One of my best mates was PA to a DJ mag top 20 DJ last year, and was telling me how he kicked off with Pacha on his opening night because they wouldn’t supply him with a champagne bucket so he could relieve himself without having to leave the booth.
In other news, I remember someone selling a colostomy bag on Ebay as a “DJ tool” to perform marathon sets. Ever wondered how Danny Tenaglia goes 18 hours? Ever wanted to buy his pee on Ebay?
Me neither.
Fus
I will never look at a half filled bottle of beer in a DJ booth the same way EVER again !
That’s why I stopped drinking beer, and moved to other beverages. 