Are you in LONDON?
Well?
ARE YOU???
No.
Hope this helps
Yep, based in Wood Green (N22).
Spend most my time around Islington/Soho/Shoreditch.
No, it doesn’t help at all.
It saddens me, that’s what it does…SADDENS ME!
1 hour cheap flight away from london 
I’m not either, for the record.
Nope, but there’s a pretty big clock here does that count?
I want people to come to EGG to hear me play and no one is in London.
My brothers from many other mothers I am disappoint.
Fancy coming to Egg on the 1st April ?
Not as sad as I am - try the southern tip of Africa…
Ahhh Bru, that makes me sad too.
This is what your airport greeters will look like. Just so you know who to look for.
Them City folk eh
I am not in London.
This looks like dress down day at work! I swear we all wear that sh*t, the bigger the buttons, the higher up the food chain you go…
just for a second? just to see how it feels? lol
You will feel kinda…far away…
Lets see who I have to choose from this weekend…
Lets see now…
Aaaaaaaah, we have…DJ no-one, DJ non-existant, DJ silence, DJ black hole, DJ vacuum, DJ empty, DJ maximal latency drop-out and DJ what on earth is an S4…
What on earth ARE those?
i heard he puts on a killer set.
(may just change my name 
)
Pearly kings and queens
I love some of our quirky british traditions!
People who live in London all dress like that. They eat Eels and work as chimney sweeps.
runs from Lethal Pizzle and Maxone