David guetta dead?

[Cook]

David guetta dead?

http://David.Guetta.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

[Cook]

[photojojo]

Hasn’t he died, or stories of his death surfaced like three or four times already?

[kayamm94]

it was reported false

[fullenglishpint]

It’s a template:

http://tuface.idibia.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

http://mike.oldfield.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

http://karlos.santos.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

http://famous.fullenglishpint.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

replace the first 2 words with anything you like and it seems to generate a death report.

[Cook]

Its a troll lads!

[photojojo]

Who cares about Gueta KARLOS IS DEAD!!

http://karlos.santos.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

I’ve set up a fund to help his 12 children (that’s all he could fit in his car) in this time of need. Send paypal donations to photojojo@gmail.com and I’ll see that these children are taken care of.

[tekki]

Holy Shite… Karlos!!! :eek:

http://karlos.santos.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/jet-ski_musician_turks.php

Just donated €50k to the trust fund set up by Photojojo… He will be sorely missed.

[photojojo]

5K serioulsy? That won’t buy Karlos’ kids a decent college education!! I bumped it to a more suitable amount.

[lethal_pizzle]

'Tis a sad day for tea drinkers everywhere

[lethal_pizzle]

Although Sir Jimmy Saville has indeed passed, a legend who contributed to the history of djing.

[Quenepas]

Not trying to derail but again not posting on it’s own but… This raises the question, whats the most common cause of death for DJ’s? DJ’s arent like rock stars? I mean, a lot of rock musicians die from overdose and other rockstarish deaths… Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison… Yes, DJ AM, but there are quite a few of us around with considerable time around and still alive and kicking.

[Cybertrash]

@Quenepas

Not trying to derail but again not posting on it’s own but… This raises the question, whats the most common cause of death for DJ’s? DJ’s arent like rock stars? I mean, a lot of rock musicians die from overdose and other rockstarish deaths… Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison… Yes, DJ AM, but there are quite a few of us around with considerable time around and still alive and kicking.

Considering how heavy most DJ equipment is (maybe apart from controllers), I’d say death by crushing ought to be the most common.

“Crushed to death under his Techncis turntable”
“DJ flattened by bass speaker”
“Flight case full of Vinyl kills local performer”

I can see it happening…

[tekki]

@photojojo

5K serioulsy? That won’t buy Karlos’ kids a decent college education!! I bumped it to a more suitable amount.

That’s all I can miss… don’t be ungrateful now!

[keithace]

send Karlos’ kids to me…i will raise them as my own…

[DJWORX]

The only DJ to die today was Jimmy Saville. RIP.

[keithace]

@Quenepas

Not trying to derail but again not posting on it’s own but… This raises the question, whats the most common cause of death for DJ’s? DJ’s arent like rock stars? I mean, a lot of rock musicians die from overdose and other rockstarish deaths… Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison… Yes, DJ AM, but there are quite a few of us around with considerable time around and still alive and kicking.

pancreatitis almost killed doc martin some years ago…

[dripstep]

€50 won’t send his kids to school and neither will the midifighters I just bought each of them. RIP.

[Cook]

The only DJ to die today was Jimmy Saville. RIP.

I posted this a few hours before i had even heard about jimmy saville.

[Karlos_Santos]

The only DJ to die today was Jimmy Saville. RIP.

Yeah, fortunately (for me) the announcement of my passing was fabricated although, Im DJing tonite and im going for pre-gig drinks so i may die tonite in a performance related way.

Great shame about Jimmy Saville though. See my obituary in the Jimmy Saville thread.