DJ sayings to put on T shirts

DJ sayings to put on T shirts

was just wondering if anyone had good dj sayings that i could use to put on some T shirts…:slight_smile:

“i don’t play requests”
“i’m no (human) jukebox”

“not techno”

and this one in my sig
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

“F*ck you I won’t do what you tell me”

No dubstep

you can read?

“Who/what is a Tiesto?”

‘Ground loop hmmm?’

‘Tirty-Tree and a Turd’

‘Never use dirty needles’

I play requests*

*I don’t play requests

‘Hip Hop until mommy buys me a pony’

‘I can rightfully claim your girlfriend’

lethal you gotta make some of these into shirts because they are fucking AWESOME

all of them are rocking thanks guys keep them coming

…B…e..a.t..m.a.t.c.h
…B…e…a..t..m.a.t.c.h
…B…e…a..t…m.a.t.c.h
.B…e…a…t…m.a.t.c.h

Cheers dude but just having a brain fart really

On the flipside it must say “Who’s Deadmau5”:slight_smile:

No Its Traktor.

or

No Its Serato.

or

No its Virtual DJ
Sorry That its Crashed

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