‘Is it all over my bass?’
‘also available for bar mitzvahs’
SUCK MY DECK
IV:XX
DJs DON’T SHARE NEEDLES
DJs <3 BJs
Table Manners
Drop beats not bombs (this is a little gay)
STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY
SCHOOL FREE DRUG ZONE
I’ve got a lot. My mate and I were thinking about silkscreening party shirts to sell as budding capitalists, but being the lazy bums we are… never got around to it! What are you collecting them for?
‘call me when your bass drops’
personal slogan
‘Thank God I’m Deaf!’
‘Tinnitus rings OK?’
Drop til ya Dance
‘50% Tiesto, 50% Jesus’
If you’re Holden & she’s Sharon, then I’m Justin Time.
WHARRGARBL, as in
I just wanted some ideas because i want to try get some shirts made for the fun of it 
‘Now then, now then’ and a picture of Jimmy Saville rockin’ it
“not that kind of DJ”
“DJs do it with their hands”
I actually have a teeshirt my girlfriend made with that on…
“Request Processing Center”
then an arrow pointing down. 
‘i sink my beets’
crappy picture of beets in a sink. i recommend using paint to give it that crappy look.
These are a few that I would personally like, they may not be right for everybody
House music and typography.
I measure life in BPM.
128
‘808 Mate!’
is it just me or do other people find djs that wear shirts with “clever” dj sayings on them to be extremely cheesy?
Oh yeah, they’ve got to be stoopid dj sayings imho.
‘I got 99 problems but pitches ain’t one’