Ah yes, Nigerian scammers… The following gem occurred earlier this week, after “Victoria Caleb from the UK” bought my iPad on Ebay
[quote]Hi Mate,
I write to inform you that I paid $720.00 for the item
110832636579).I want this item shipped via USPS Express Mail International to my Cousin.Find below his name and address
that you will have to send the item to:
AKINJIDE TAYLOR
29 ADELAKU STREET
ABULE IJESHA
YABA LAGOS
23401
NIGERIA.
+2347034235421
Send the shipping details to me today soon as you ship it, so i can forward it to him.
Kind Regards,
Victoria.
PS: The Extra Money is to enable you send via USPS Express Mail International.
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Needless to say, there was no money in my Paypal account, so I filed a submission with Ebay’s fraud desk. Early the next morning I received this, labeled “URGENT”:
[quote]Hi,
I have contacted paypal and they told me that they are waiting for the tracking details from you so that the total funds can be released to your paypal account.Pls note that i
am buying this item for my Cousin has a Gift and i want the item to get to him before his Birthday Date that was why i made the swift payment to you ok.Find below his name and
address that you will have to send the item to again via USPS Express Mail International :
AKINJIDE TAYLOR
29 ADELAKU STREET
ABULE IJESHA
YABA LAGOS
23401
NIGERIA.
+2347034235421
Send the shipping details to me today soon as you ship it, so i can forward it to him.
Kind Regards,
Victoria.
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For funsies, I decided to reply 
[quote]Hi Victoria,
I’m sorry this took me so long, but I’ve now shipped the item. I wanted to make up for the extra time, so instead of shipping it by USPS I hired a jet pilot courier to fly it straight from Oklahoma to Murtala Muhammed International Airport. His airplane is reeeeeally fast too, so the iPad should be there in a couple of hours. Akinjide should go there and look for a pilot named Sam, he has the iPad.
Thanks[/quote]
Gotta love the internet 