Pissing in a church has gotta be sacrilegious or something.
Dude, with what I have seen in the news over the last few years, God has a lot more to be worried about with what goes on in his house than a guy taking a leak 
All those poor altar boys 
Precisely. Back On Topic me thinks 
You don’t do encores much I’m guessing 
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True story, I’ve actually done this. Not a proud moment.
@OP: If I’m closing my sets start getting a bit silly towards the end as everyone’s getting more and more intoxicated. Quick cuts, jumping between tracks every 30 seconds, mostly classics and stuff people know. At the end I’ll play something very familiar, things like, early 2000’s UK Garage, Motown, generally things people can sing along to or something, specific examples would be Gil Scott-Heron & Jamie XX - I’ll Take Care of U or Shola Ama - Imagine (Club Asylum Remix). Let the song play out and right at the end flick the power switch on the TT that’s playing. Closing tracks are really dependent on crowd and the night you’re playing though.