Everybody can relax…
…Tiesto’s not dead!!
Phew!!! I thought I would have to take all my Tiesto posters down and wear black for 6 months, listening to Elements of Life in the foetal position while crying myself to sleep until I find some other shameful sell out to worship (maybe Deadmau5 is good?) as I don’t really now what is good dance music, just what over marketing and advertising tells me!!
you totally beat me to it lol
I wish I was cool enough to get away with saying something badass like “get used to it” 
Get used to it!!
zing
He’s alive, why should I relax?
double zing.
nominated for the annual random quote awards!!
this thread is funny because i am not a fan of tiesto’s music.
Curses, foiled again.
It take it that brake lines are quite hard to cut in Merc’s Jester?
I can just imagine his morning schedule:
8.00am - Wake up
8.05am - Shower + Get dressed
8.44am As walk passed the mirror see’s 41 year old tired face staring back, soul having left years before, don’t really care about bloody trance anymore WHY WON’T THE VOICES STOP!!!
8.44am 30 secs - Just remembered my bank balance whistles happy tune while walking to breakfast
8.45am - Breakfast
9.15am - Call from the concierge of the hotel I’m to say the car to the airport is here
9.16am - Quick tweet to say I’m not dead (physically anyway)
10.30am - Fly off to some massively overpaid gig
You forgot this:
23:30pm - Middle of a set and I fail (…again)
^^^ I fail in middle of set yet crowd of cloudy-minded teenyboppers fail to notice the music has stopped.
lol alcohol anaesthetizes
Not enough alcohol in the WORLD to anaesthetise a Tiesto set dude.
No bottle big enough, no moonshine strong enough.
this rumour was being spread about 4 years ago as well. I always wonder who sits in there room and makes up this complete shit thats gets so far across the world lol
I wonder why no one posted this yet, let me go ahead and do it
Truly classic clip, has been posted in some other thread somewhere sometime…
Funny how some lines are correct translations but most are WRONGGGGG (which is good)
edit: wtf am i doing at this time on djtt?!