Clubs are often filled with awesome people, great music and as a dj they can be your favourite place to be. With that being said, you sometimes see some things that make you lose your faith in humanity
What are the most facepalm inducing things you’ve seen club patrons do?
Heres my most recent incident:
A few months ago I was leaving a club I was playing at through the back door which led to a bit of a sketchy alley. I was supposed to meet some friends in the back and go grab some eats. Instead of running into some familiar faces as I was expecting to, I was greeted by two of the patrons from the club who were happily spooning away in the middle of the street
This wasn’t while I was djing buttttt I went to a Rusko show back in 2011 in Philadelphia, PA at the Electric Factory…Mid set I’m looking around and see a bunch of people start backing away from a person who is literally at arms length to me…So natrually me and my girlfriend are like huh thats weird everyone is shoulder to shoulder and yet these people are making room for this person? So we look a little closer as more people start backing up further..and what do you know theres a guy (eyes rolling in back of head) cock in hand putting it into the girl standing in front of him. Now let me make another note about this girl, she didn’t look all there, like dazed and confused..but still seemed to somewhat enjoy it..he went on to finish in her and quickly evacuate the scene of the crime and leave the girl still pretty confused as to why her pants were on the ground.
friend of mine and me are at the club. i met some other friends there so i lost sight of him. went on to meat him several times over the evening. each time he was a little more drunk. at the end he was hanging on to a pillar, asking me if i could guide him to the toilet because he couldn’t walk anymore. we walked like three steps when he started puking in the middle of the club. two times. in front of the bar and over the ledge towards the dancefloor.
Honest to god, i was at the Dub-All or nothing first birthday bash at Cable and there was this girl that put a whole fist in her mouth. I was at the 4’oclock to the photographer at the time and watched it go down.
Worst thing I’ve seen at a gig probably happened to ME; I was hanging out with my mate in the DJ booth while he was working, and he pressed the button for the smoke machine. Just so happened that I was standing right in front of it, with the nozzle pressed against my calf…
I’ve still got the scar, and when I FINALLY went to the doctor about it (about 3 weeks after it happened), he panicked like crazy, called the burns unit at the hospital, and asked them for their advice… their response? “Well if he hasn’t died YET, he’s probably not going to.”
Apparently accidental hydraulic injection of polyethylene glycol into the bloodstream isn’t a brilliant idea.
YEah dude…once there was a hole in the wooden deck on the stage that was built…I stepped back during my jam session jumping around and my leg went in but luckily i kept my balance and weight on my front foot.
at a recent goa/psy-trance party: some guy, empty stare on his face, was marching up and down the place to the beat for like 5 hours straight.