How are you meant to compete against this?!

How are you meant to compete against this?!

I managed to get myself a short slot at BPM2010, and they asked me to submit a short bio:
http://www.visitbpm.co.uk/view.php?id=68

(Ignore the typo in the last paragraph. I’ve notified them.)

Well, one of the other DJs has this as their profile picture:

I have no issues with women DJs. In fact I think it’s great that there is so much diversity in the industry, but doesn’t this just cheapen her skill? I think she was at last year’s event and wasn’t a bad DJ. On the first day she wore skimpy but had jeans and a tee the Sunday. Go figure.

Do I need to get naked as well? I could be a comedy act.

You could just get some boob implants :smiley:

Just do your thing man…no sweat

…mmm…rock out with your cock out?

Depending on the ratio of woman and guys who like guys…you could still compete!

LOL

Pink pound FTW.

that picture is too small…

You match it with gogo dancers.

I won the big prize give away at BPM last year! I was made up.

http://www.visitbpm.co.uk/gallery.php?image_id=72

Shes not got any feet…

Looks like any typical Ibiza tramp… cheap way to sell yourself… she will never get any real respect if she has to dress like that to get noticed.

Id have more respect if she was wearing clothes.
Her nakedness will always detract from her DJ talent.

Poor choice on her part unless she wants a modelling job.

she’s worth a smash though.

Oh yeah, dont get me wrong shes tidy…

(i was trying to resist being sexist) but if she wants my trouser attention shes on the right track. If she wants my DJ opinion she needs to get dressed or im just gonna stare at her puppies.

She cant try sell her DJ skills with her sexuality. Not to me anyway…

Come on fellas lets be honest (and i am not trying to be sexist) if shes posing like that your thinking “is she gonna let me hit it”… what does she expect.

You cant stand there with fuck all on, using your sexuality to get attention and then get all pissy if guys dont take you seriously.

Maybe its unfortunate but its the truth.

I just ran all this by my girlfriend and she thinks that girl is selling her DJ talent short and looks like a Promo Girl with 2 records in her hands.
She also said “she has crap tits” what a girl..!:smiley:

From a purely DJ perspective I’d automatically suspect anyone who had that as their promo picture as having a poor taste in music. And poor taste in men (ie. not interested in me!)

read the bio sounds like cheese party to me :wink:

let’s hear her play…because she can be the biggest skank and still rock the party…doesn’t matter…

same goes for guys…they can have the douche bag hair and the douche bag sun glasses, posing with no shirt on…but as long as they rock…who cares…

you should get your head in the game.. and not worry about a picture of a girl holding vinyl in her hand. Your blowing your mental wad already by making this an issue

Here’s her website…

No mixes on there. From what I remember she played middle of the road house and electro house.

Love it!

She will probally win if she uses her infamous silicon rubber controller panties. Uses a remote USB unit which if you look carefully is positioned by her belt. Nothing really fancy, a touchstrip to control pitch, and two midi flute breath to midi notes units both positioned carefully. So when you see her going for her records she is able to reload the air needed to pull off some loop rolls. Just watch when she jumps up and lands and suddenly you have a sample triggered.

Yeah Id say she will out class you with her hidden tricks…

Good luck though

just because you dress like a slut doesn’t mean you’re a slut…

…and just because I act like a rapist doesn’t mean I’m a rapist.

(never mind the grammar in here, it’s a quote)

Yeah that ‘Perception’ thing works in the case of the ‘slut’ part but fails on the ‘rapist’ part.
You cant ‘act like a rapist’ without actually raping. Its kinda the only characteristic a rapist has. A rapist isnt a rapist until he/she rapes.

I know its a quote but its silly. It doesnt work.

A friend once described how one of her dates looked “a bit rapey”.