How does this guy sleep at night?

How does this guy sleep at night?

Every year NAMM rolls around the corner and I get excited to see what new gear and surprises are up everyone’s sleeve… but every year i’m reminded that this guy exists. Enjoy…“universe”

“feelback”? @1:45

hehehe…“tactile feelback!”

That should really be a new description for something that really feels good to your fingers and hands. LOL!:laughing:

scamo

He nailed that. Quality salesman.

I just cannot listen to people who talk like that. He’s almost rapping “allows you to use, one V7” blah blah.
And all that over emphasising certain words like, if he didnt emphasise the word you would understand it enough.

I much prefer that way of presenting. It’s clear and concise. I can think of a couple of Pioneer’s guys that are very awkward and stumble. I’d do the same if I were them. But however cheesy the Numark guy is, he nailed the facts.

He comes across so greasy I’m surprised his clothes stay on.

“It absorbs 300% of it’s weight in beats…”

@1:50
can someone tell me exactly how HOTCAKES are selling? Because i dont see them moving that often

PS, i think the unit sucks anyway
The inclusion and control over adding in effects is so far out of (tactilfeelback) its just uncomfortable

Lol

he doesn’t sleep…he waits.

@ 1:59 “Doors aren’t even open yet” Do I see someone walking through the door? :laughing: