How many languages do you speak?
Bet it’s not as many as this guy…
I’m a language student and I feel like it was all for nothing!
what sorcery is this?
What’s worse is that as far as I or any of my housemates can tell (we have 5 languages between us) he has excellent pronunciation in all of them.
coming from a multilingual family
Who cares..?
“TWO LARGE BEERS PLEASE”
Works anywhere in the world. Never failed.
Amen, cept when in Turkey… say “besh beer”, they’ll bring you 5
Personally speak english, french, portuguese (sorta, like really broken portuguese) and have spent a few years learning latin and ancient greek… gonna be working on old norse next.
French (native speaker)
English (I would consider myself Fluent)
Spanish (I have a nice prononciation but I seriously lack vocabulary)
And few words (mostly insults) in Polish, Portuguese, Arab. Ahahahaha
haha beş bira 
Spanish (native)
English (fluent)
Aussie (learning) 
Tesekkur ederim
Hello, Hola, & Oi!
Fluent:
English
Afrikaans
Mandarin
Portuguese
Zulu
Semi Fluent:
Flemish
Japanese
Spanish
Thanks to dating girls from all over the world, plus working on the cruise lines for the last 5 years, I’ve been able to broaden learn quite a bit. 
FEP, you’ve had the pleasure of meeting one of them.
I dated a girl from Finland and all I learnt was how to say “F*ck Off”
Wouldnt know how to write it down.
PHP
Actionscript 3
HTML
CSS
jQuery
Java
Javascript
MySQL
I’m not fluent in all of them but can get by.
Wait… programming languages do count don’t they?
Lol, I’m trying my luck with a Finnish girl at the moment, and all I’ve learn’t is to say “good morning” and “how are you”
Its a start I suppose, but in the end alcohol talks the most.
Finnish is an absolutely ridiculous language, I can’t for the life of me understand how people manage to learn it.
Anyhow, I’m only bilingual, I speak Swedish (native) and English fluently.
English (native)
Spanish (fluent)
Jive (learning)
OP’s vid made me so fucking jelly.
I speak English, Russian, and German completely fluently, and have done so since my childhood, and am conversationally fluent in French. I even have published translations, so I feel like I put my language skills to good use. Then I see something as staggering as the OP video, and it really makes me either want to ragequit, or try so much harder…
I am a Mute! us Ninjas dont make any noise at all