If you have never submitted an artist rider, consider this your instruction manual
Bowflex is always a must.
i also make sure to ask for tab cola… just one calorie
lmao
ever since i saw this a few years back, ive jokingly added a bowflex to all of my riders. new promoters get kinda shell shocked at first but then i let them know im kidding lol
this is too much 
next time ask for cake
bump for giggles
forum is dead right now anyways
Totally adding Hand Satanizer to my rider.
Schlitterbahn tickets & Ice Bats tickets
Must be Texas!
I have seen some pretty ridiculous DJ riders. I think my favourite has to be Dillon Francis’s tho. His was hilarious, not so serious. some guys tho are extremely specific about exactly what they want