it´s this time of the year
i get really angry! ever damned christmas this ass mcclane raides my cool parties!
so i decided to rest from the cool party and raid your forums a bit!
sincerly your
hans!
(please read with german accent)
You’re here too Gruber? Yeesh, and actually it seems you’re the one raiding my parties 
didn´t know you where invited. scheiße!
Hans is back!!!
don´t get to excited mein sohn! it´ll be a tough time for you!
Simon Says Hey Bro 
man! i was waiting for you to show up! how you doin bro? hope john and that other black dude didn´t fucked up your chistmas as hard as mine.