Jester’s Words of OT Wisdom ..
This Episode: How To Get All The B****es
This post is so much win…
Thanks for showing me I did it all wrong Pennywise
or get the serato
so awesome and so true for some!
golden
Love these posts Jester. MOAAAAAAR
Ya got a few lulz outta me 
Pizza n’ Porn night.
The best nights there are!
Provided there are pineapples
i think there is a provided thread for this post good sir!
that was pretty awesome, i especially liked the part about hearing the track off of now! Totally reminds me of the college bars here :S
he still needs to know what the bitches want
Pron : done.
Pizza : incoming.
And then out to see Kerri Chandler deliver the deep house goodness \o/ wooo
Boy - Back to mine for sex and pizza (to girl).
Girl - No!
Boy - Why not like pizza? 
This is my mates main ‘pulling’ line! Funny to see him get shut down so quickly!
my roommate pulled “wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex?”
it worked…lol
That is SO good Jes - ‘high pitch squeal’ - her’s or Justin’s?
I’m thinking her’s, as that the CD isn’t gonna be playing itself. 
LOL - heard the new ‘ain’t gonna happen’ expression - like ‘when hell freezes over’ - ?
- its -
“When Justin Bieber’s balls drop”