Looking for more ins and outs

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Looking for more ins and outs

Was looking into this
But I feel that it’s still lacking in ins and outs:disappointed:

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That’s a nice ba-donk-a-donk (a.k.a. 1:10)

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“…Not for the Faint of Heart…”

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This review is from: Denon AVR-5805 - AV receiver - 9.1 channel

One of the joys I have in my new role at OneCall_com is the ability to obtain product training directly from the manufacturers. This morning was one of the joyous times.

I just about choked on my Denon supplied chocolate donut and orange juice when I saw the back of this receiver. It is a work of majesty and complicated, geeky beauty. It is the receiver of all receivers from Denon–and possibly anyone else. There is not one bell nor one whistle missing.

However, the words that rang out loudly for me when the Denon National Sales Manager was speaking to us was, “This product comes with 5 hours of product training. This product should only be sold in custom install situations. This product is not for the faint of heart. Everythign is assignable. It is a baby when it comes out of the box and has to be taught everything.”

People . . . know what you are purchasing before you buy this receiver. You will need to invest time into this receiver to understand it.

lol

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Oooooooooh - if I buy a Monster Cable for EACH In/Out, just imagine how much money I could waste :slight_smile:

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Thats muh plan!! And not just any cable! The Monster cables that are certified by Disney =p

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Does Mickey Mouse or Goofy plug them in for you?

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for an additional $4000 per plug yea

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And If Mickey is busy, they’ll send Deadmau5 (if he isn’t busy remixing ‘Faxing Berlin’ AGAIN)

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hmm, looks like ur in a pickle alright, why not try bolting this on to the top of it

then if you still need more, maybe this too

and if after that you still need more, do a small mod and incorporate this

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Still not enough!
I gotta have more cowbell!

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This might fit somewhere ?

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Oh and seriously I’d consider one of these

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Now im ready to hit the clubs!:smiley:

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:slight_smile: this is rapidly turning into a Monster Cable retailer’s wet dream :slight_smile:

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They might put me in a magazine as the most gullible s.o.b. to this date

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:open_mouth: nah - that’s me - place your bet - I’ll raise you… :open_mouth:

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Gonna buy me 4 CDJ2000 for midi control only! woooo

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:stuck_out_tongue: gonna buy me 4 X1’s just for the browse and load functions to drop tracks into my 4 decks :stuck_out_tongue:

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Gonna go buy me those $1,400 balanced headphones for club use:rage:

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:stuck_out_tongue: gonna buy NI so that I am guaranteed the 1st TP2 upgrade :stuck_out_tongue: