“Looking for someone to teach me to DJ”
I’m really good at looking at marble sculptures, and even better at talking about them. Can someone teach me to carve stone?
Whatchu getting at Smittten? I will teach a pretty girl to dj.
now if you read that article back to yourself while changing the word “Dj’ing” to Fu*k’ing it will make more sense
sounds like a sweet deal
A “percentage” of her first 5 gigs … wow … what’s 100% of nothing … oh yeah, nothing.
She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.
personally i dont think she cares or needs to know that
because she may as well be asking for a MASSAGE teacher.
Im 100% sure she isnt looking for a dj teacher, and really just wants a “schoolboy” 
Should translate to half a pint by the end of the 5th gig actually.
ooh see now that ill take her up on!!
first record i pull out…no pun intended…
lol where’s that video from?
the people’s faces are priceless
This is very educational content and written well for a change. It’s nice to see that some people still understand how to write a quality post.
I love this video, it may be one of the greatest things on the internet.
Whoever took Paris Hilton up on this offer may have actually made some ching on the first few gigs part!
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Man…if I had a $ for every girl that has told me she wants to learn how to DJ…
I know how she could pay me…