Mods Down.. Medic!
Hey guys,
apologies as paddy and myself are pretty much AWOL from the forum for the next couple of weeks, so please go easy on our replacement mods, who i have convinced to come out of retirement.
And what in crying out loud are you doing instead??!!
Don’t worry - since I binned Facebook I have much more time to subvert uprisings.
I’ll subvert you in a minute boyo
Mmmmmmmmm ouch! Ahhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Alright, time to start stirring shit up again… So, what first then? Mac vs. PC thread? or this new A-B mixing thing that has been causing an uproar lately?
ducks from the hammers
Bring in the Skrillex threads!
How about DJing is dead. We are all delusional thread
Relevant:
How about a Denon vs Pioneer or a Traktor Scratch vs Serato Scratch Live? I haven’t seen one of those threads in awhile. 
(ducking)
I think Denon vs Pioneer would be a valid thread 
I mix A-B-C-D simultaneously in Serato with 4 pages of clips in Ableton on my MBP, because you can’t do any of those things on Traktor with Windows. Ableton doesn’t even work on Windows properly.
It’s a proper chopper, built to last! 
(Lookup Zombietools Vakrah. 
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Vintage … so 75+ hours a week
Doesn’t work on mac either, clearly. Only stable option for something like that is Windows ME 
Well, if there’s a Zombie outbreak I’m teaming up with you then.
Fixed that for you, mate
Man… I wish 5DollaHolla would come back. We could discuss the virtues of getting people’s harddrives for their seratos so you can get all the wiminz.
Excellent!
the 80m sheep here won’t shag themselves..
They won’t even notice the winking…
The Ban-ana blade?