My VCI-100 (The Creed of DJ Tech Tools)

My VCI-100 (The Creed of DJ Tech Tools)

This is my VCI

There are many like it, but this one is MINE!

My VCI is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My VCI without me is useless. Without my VCI, I am useless.

I must use my VCI true.

I must mix better than my enemy who is trying to out mix me.

I must beat him before he beats me. I will…

My VCI and myself know that what counts in dj-ing is not the music we play,

the noise of our soundcards, nor the mixes we make.

We know it is the hits that count. We will hit…

My VCI is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its midi cc, its knobs, its buttons, and its faders.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

I will keep my VCI clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will…

Before God I swear this creed.

My VCI and myself are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

-Props to Tekki for the idea

(Had to give up my rifle …no more Marine Corp for me :rage:slight_smile:

haha nice work :stuck_out_tongue:

haha, nice. :stuck_out_tongue:

haha. really cool :slight_smile:

DAMMIT! SACRILEGE! :stuck_out_tongue:

Ofcourse you can expect the lemming. :wink:

We can also substitute
M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E
for
V-E-S-T-A-X-V-C-I-S-E
That could be a catchy jingle :stuck_out_tongue:

Sadly i don’t own a special edition but i do own a one of a kind Bento Edition thats slowly slowly coming together !

V-E-S-T-A-X-V-C-I-B-E :wink:

You need to record that speech and let us use it as an acapella over some dark and dirty basslines to start our sets.

you been watching to much full metal jacket bruh lol

haha come on guys up your game! you need to get a new image!

its gonna suck if it gets damaged, lost or stolen… looks like youll be worthless…

LOL! True, i can always bust out the x-sessions