OT: Google Voice
Since google voice is now out of beta, it’s free for anyone. So, just for shits, I snapped up (xxx)4LE-MUR1, since it was the only thing in my area code that spelled anything nice 
Hope they got it working a little better than when I first tried it out last year.
I was lucky enough to find a number that was only 1 number different than my cell, including area code.