{OT} i come up with the stupidest things in the shower
how effective do you think my new pick up line will be?
“hey, girl, i heard you had DSL, and uh, i just wanted to know if i could connect”
expected responses
A) a good slap across the face
B) a good laugh from her
C) she has no idea what dsl stands for and i get away with it.
given the chance to explain myself
“look, im a starving dj/ artist. i havnt been able to pay my bills and i need to update my facebook”
and play it from there.
If I see a bright light on the horizon next weekend, I’ll know she’s gone nuclear.
I will then proceed to my underground lair until the nuclear fallout has drifted, only then to emerge
…and claim all the zombie bitches for myself. 
No offense to all the DJTT Females, I realize there are more DJTT’rs that remain in the shadows here, than I realize.
You bathe?
lol
90% of the times, option C
This always works for me
How about, “hi”? That one always works for me.
I don’t think I’ve ever gotten laid when that wasn’t the first thing I said to a girl…or that she said to me. Wait, no…there was a “hey” once.
Oh my god…lol…that was your 10th post.
You are going to do very very well here at DJTT. Welcome to the Crew…ha!! Can’t stop laughing
i HAD to spam this all over facebook
my guess is not too effective theory lol 
good luck with that.
well i think…
oh. look. jesters avatar… i wondered where that came from
thx man. I watch Harry every morning when I wake up.
Well the only important thing is How attractive are YOU?
enough to have a half decent chance of getting away with it
Library cards and showers… Damn, what a sweat thread has this become.
i just made bread with butter, cheese and sausages on it. threw it in the oven for a bit. it was really good
NOW this thread has it all. now wheres my dj?
there is a pizza place in sweden who serves a hamburger + fries inside a calzone, now that would make this thread golden
