OT: if God threw a party…
if God threw a party Jazzy Jeff would be the DJ…
…and Deadmau5 would be the court jester…
:eek: wherefore 'art 'thou hooj choons?
One of the best labels EVER!
if by that you mean hanging victim, then yes.
invisible party host is invisible. aren’t we a little too old for imaginary friends?
I don’t care WHAT technique they use M - so long as it WORKS:eek:
“if” is a key word there… No need to hate on religion when we’re just having fun.
If God had a party there would be a DJ dual between Jazzy Jeff, Ean Golden, Shiftee, and Mike Relm. Lin Jon would be the MC… Nerdgasm
let me enlighten you.
when DJ AM died because of crack, he came to heaven to please the people with top40 djing. As jesus felt he wasnt needed as a dj anymore in heaven he decided to go back to earth, and he found a dj called ean golden which, due to his looks was the perfect host for dj-jesus. then he invented the midifighter, the holy grail auf djing. Satan couldnt let that happen, so he infiltrated a company named Native Instruments and invented the S4 and the 50% off deals, to seduce people into separating from dj jesus midifighter. to avoid his followers transforming into satans followers dj jesus decided it was time to show the masses the custom midi fighter, a thing that sexy that it would top the s4’s mass appeal.
While that happening Dj AM was doing crab scratches over keshas stupid ass songs performing quadruple fast quick cuts.
But, noone cared because people who like EDM dont go to heaven due to massive drug abuse and other sins.
(omg im so bored @work)
conclusion: if anyone would dj in heaven itd be this:
In the immortal words of Sister Bliss and Rollo, as sung by Maxi Jazz…
…god is a dj…
…and this…
…is where i heal my hurt…
Jazzy Jeff is THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD. God would have to ask nicely.
I just wish Jeff would get hold of a pair of Dicers - no need for all that back-spinning, when you can hit cuepoint buttons!!!
I’m afraid Jazzy Jeff is to entrenched to push a button.
No way - I’m sure he’d snap 'em up (if he hasn’t already). He always tries new stuff.
I don’t know, seems like when I was following him on Twitter he talked about real DJ this and real DJ that quite a bit.
Right, but he also adopted SSL pretty quickly and has spoken about the advantages of Live and Bridge…which the DJ community at large (outside of DJTT) seems to regard with some reservations.
wait, there is people outside? :eek:
Maybe we should ask god for his opinion?
but I’m having fun hating on religion
Hahahahahahahaha
If god was throwing a party, he would ask the DJTT crew to come 'round! 