OT or whatever , I’m super drunk.
hi, So remember about that crazy party I was telling you guys about. well, they bought my own personal two bottles of wine…and a pack of cigarettes…so anythings, i would decide to post while i’m djing…it’s funny,…okay bye.
your not super drunk. im disappointed.
look , i’m coherent…but the truth is. i’m just trying to get layed.
makes mental note…never get super drunk around Jester.NZ
Ah…you’re half way there.
You need 2 things:
I’m leaving number three open.
Depending on your current state, you may end up taking one for the team.
Alcohol can fix just about anything…Game On!
the lipstick is for me btw
Shes slim compared to the one i had last night.
ew.
beer goggles are a strange thing.
fuck yea! who else didn’t get laid tonight? I ended up rubbing brandy on peoples teeth tonight though, so good night I guess.
Im sure rubbing drink in peoples faces is almost as good as getting laid?
Theres a time and place for posts about being drunk.
The Time Is… ALL THE TIME
The Place Is… Here 
you repin that thread because that threads repin you, sir?
No im just repin that thread cus its the Offical Iz Drunk Thread.
Its a funny good read.
