(names ommited to avoid potential bias on the part of the 3 or so people who already know about this)
so theres 2 guys. both deny being what the other calls them.
they call each other a natural hipster and a gypsy.
the hipster was told to search ‘hipster’ on youtube and the gypsy was told to search ‘gypsy’ on youtube.
both had to post the first result
which one is more epic to make fun of the respective person
*note, thread will be screen cap’d to show who won. that being said, lets be our usual stupid selves.
“For copyright reasons” (ahem) [thanks to the copyright police - you spared me the agony] Shakira is blocked in South Africa. She overstayed her welcome with the tragedy titled “Waka Waka” - which we STILL get tortured with a year later. So the winner is…
Natural Hipsters
(now let me go shopping - I can fit more than two-and-half fingers in my waistband)
i stopped reading right there. i dont want to know where youre trying to fit 2 and a half fingers
ill post the sakira lyrics (bold funny parts):
[Verse 1]
Broke my heart
Down the road
Spend the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on
Crayons and dolls pass me by (?)
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind Take the top off And who knows what you might find
Won’t confess all my sins
You can bet I’ll try it
But I can’t always win
[Chorus] 'Cause I’m a gypsy But are you coming with me? I might steal your clothes And wear them if they fit me I never made agreements Just like a gypsy And I won’t back down 'Cause life’s already hurt me And I won’t cry I’m too young to die If you’re gonna quit me 'Cause I’m a gypsy ('Cause I’m a gypsy)
[Verse 2]
I can’t hide
what I’ve done
Scars remind me
Of just how far that I’ve come
To whom it may concern
Only run with scissors
When you want to get hurt
[Chorus]
I said hey you
You’re no fool
If you say ‘NO’
Ain’t it just the way life goes?
People fear what they don’t know
Come along for the ride (Oh yeah)
Come along for the ride (ooohhh)
…and I stopped reading there…