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Pure genius
awesome
I think this is worthy of general discussion, being DJ related and all.
Nah, Offtopic will suffice!
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For every RT this post gets, @beatport will match that number with new sub genres of dance music
hahaha.[QUOTE] @eatseverything concerned after losing appetite[/QUOTE]
Yes, subscribed!
Lol
Do you follow @TheDJGospel, similar funny tweeter?
crazy hilarious! 
I do, but this is moar funnier
scroll down to the bottom for the series of tweets on the CLR hostage situation, hilarious
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@ChrisLiebing announces “no one is leaving here 'till i penetrate something”. Hostage situation unfolding at CLR headquarters.
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Update: @ChrisLiebing tells police unless he gets an internet connection to record clr podcast narration, he will kill one hostage at noon
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Update: Dj Sneak turns up to help at CLR hostage situation with can of lager, chicken & jumper to keep warm: claims “i’m a house gangster”
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Update: chris liebing accuses police of “just not understanding techno” before shots were heard from inside CLRbuilding
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Update: chris liebing surrenders gracefully. CLR podcast to go ahead as scheduled. #terroristtechno
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CLR Update: “very sorry” Chris Liebing out on bail after taking his staff hostage. “all i wanted was to be held and made to feel special”
News: @RinseFM finally come clean and admit they’re one big long April Fools joke admitting “half the names we drop arent even real artists”
that one got me hard
i kinda like this one as well:
Tech Tips: Thinking of starting producing? Don’t bother. You have no musical skill and will only clog up the market with weak lifeless shite
and followed!
right in the feels