Safe mixing = safe sex video, need your help

Safe mixing = safe sex video, need your help

Hey everyone, i’ve been planning to do some videos over the next little while to set myself apart from the next guy in town. The idea I have for this video is to do a presentation on “safe mixing” that draws parallels to safe sex. I was hoping to get some more ideas for how I can draw that parallel. Here’s a few ideas i’ve come up with already.

  1. Using protection
  2. Pulling out your headphones when you don’t feel comfortable in the mix
  3. Experimenting when your ready, 3 decks 4 decks, bring new toys into the mix
  4. Catching a bad beat (STI’s), my gf came up with the genius idea of doing a shot where I wake up next to a Rebecca Black record in my bed
  5. I’d talk about being careful about who you DJ with because you don’t know where there equipment has been
  6. Making sure you don’t start so fast right off the start otherwise you might blow the speakers.

Any other ideas would really be appreciated.

Haha great

Thanks, i’ll be sure to post it on here when it’s finished.

Slowly building and buliding to an orgasmic climax …

Well thats how I like to do it baby :wink:

Dont plug your thing in just anywhere even it feels good at the time :stuck_out_tongue:

Dont play with the same Tracks as other DJ’s before you (sloppy seconds ..eww)

practice at home… maybe in front of a mirror… (mirror optional of corse…)

Establishing your “Move”

LMAO!

This

HAHA I am a diehard Seinfeld fan and I can’t believe I completely forgot about that. I owe you for that one.

Experiment, be open to trying new stuff and prevent falling into routine.
Treat other people’s gear the same way you like yours to be treated.
Keep your crate tidy and trimmed (tagged).
Don’t blow the bangers too early, foreplay is always nice.
Always have a backup (escape) plan.
Practice new moves until they become something natural and you don’t have to think about it.
You are not there just to please (play for) yourself, give some love back and you will get a second call.

Don’t push it into the red.

(tasteful eh?)

classy :wink:

Er… Don’t use the sync button?

sometimes consuming too much alcohol may affect your performance… Giggity Giggity… lol

Dim the lights to set the Mood :wink:

“Up is hotter, down is softer” “You can plug your cable into the input or the output, just don’t force it.”

Tight mixes tend to be better than loose ones.

Don’t play Pink after Bobby Brown…