thought this was hilarious as shit. was jamming the fuck out on my uc33e right, and pop there goes one the faders right into my coffee that’s a good foot or two away from my rig - this was some michael jordan shit.
can’t decide whether this is a sign of good luck, or me being smited by the heavens for rocking too hard on a sunday morning.
the question is do i waste a perfectly good cup of coffee and fish out the fader, or do i just drink them shits with my dirty old fader swimming around in that.
the plan was to pour the coffee out into the sink with a metal strainer to catch the fader…
or just drink that dirty fucking drink and hope the fader hasn’t collected to much rotten skin bits over the months (years?) due to my lack of midi controller hygiene.
hmmm, 30 mins…coffee is now cold. So your gonna have to warm up the coffee to drink it, which means you might melt your fader…i say video log the experience and do it!!
Pour a bunch of sugar in there, let it sit over night. Take it out in the morning, but don’t wash it off. The fader cap should be sufficiently sticky enough so that this won’t happen again. Dilemma solved.
a dirty fader dunked in coffee only adds to the beverage’s inherent perfection. swallow hard.
personally, I stopped caring about contamination since I noticed that my coffee is so ridiculously strong, it disintegrates everything I put in the cup with a loud “gloub” sound - as if it were sentient. when I put a spoon inside, it remains in an upright position not because the liquid is too thick, but because the spoon is afraid of moving.
lol