So I had this gig…
I was at a gig DJing with another DJ and a group of people walked into the venue…
“Uh we have to pay to see this stuff, what kind of bar is this, Where is X bar”
what sort of dumb shit have you guys run into recently??
Someone asked me to put on some happy hardcore when I was doing a warm up set.
there is more to come ahead .. just move ahead
2.5 hours into a tech/minimal/deep house set (it’s a wine lounge), and an extremely intoxicated girl kept coming up and asking for Lil Wayne.
I mostly play parties in the forest. But as of late I have been opening for some bigger artists at the bar.. The amount of stupid shit chicks want me to play is abit ridiculous lol.
Recently a regular bar dj got into a fight with this guy for not playing the requested girls song LMAO.
Watch out everyone
2.5 hours into a tech/minimal/deep house set (it’s a wine lounge), and Lil Wayne kept coming up and asking for an extremely intoxicated girl 
A girl once came up to me and asked if I play EDM… while I was playing progressive house…
“Will ya play something with a beat”
Said by numerous drunk girls whilst playing house/trance residency
Used to happen OFTEN 
I always get the “can you play something good?” …
To which I reply “I’ll definitely play some Utah Saints for you” 
Damn you, frankle!!!
Everytime I read or hear the words “Utah Saints”, all I hear for the rest of the day is "Utah Saints! U, U, U Utah Saints!!!)
I a guy walks up to me while i’m playing and asks if i am the dj, I said no and he asks where the dj is i said on the other side of the beach and he walked to the other side, 15 minutes later he comes back and requested his song.
You, sir, are a legend.
Never gets old
yea she just didnt know how to pronouce “Guetta”
“This girl asked for reggea”
Hey, this video reminded me of another one, where a DJ stops playing, takes the mic and says “this girl asked for reggea”. Anyone knows this clip? Know Ive seen it on youtube years ago, cant find it now…
I just tell them the same thing every time - this is not your wedding. You want your shit tracks on demand hire a wedding DJ
I kinda do the same at my bar gig… Then they give me the whole "I know Joe(the owner, who happens to be a good friend) really well and I’m going to go tell him I want to hear my song… "
Me = “Lol, alright. Let me know how that goes.”
They usually never come back, and if they do that just means they drank more and now they really want to hear their favorite Garth Brooks track.. And this is when it turns into a game for me lol. I just troll em until they leave the bar.
Yep…playing at a bigass outdoor Psytrance festival…crowd heaving…someone will come and ask for Alternative or Reggae.
…FFS.