Students Are Wankers.

[Karlos_Santos]

Students Are Wankers.

Probably fake but its done the rounds on Facebook and has fooled a lot of people, cus its funny.
Can you spot the error ?

[Zaniac]

karlos this is hilarious

remind’s me of a joke.

*What’s the most sensitive part on a man’s body when he is masturbating?

*His ears

[oliosky]

semen is soluble in water isn’t it?

I’m too afraid to google it TBH.

[Xonetacular]

Semem is definitely soluble in water, I just tested it.

[Zaniac]

@Xonetacular

Semem is definitely soluble in water, I just tested it.

But will it blend

[Steve_London]

@Zaniac

But will it blend

HA HA!

OP is good!

As for the error? Typo in the University Address at the top right of the page…?

[Ed_Paris]

@Zaniac

karlos this is hilarious

remind’s me of a joke.

*What’s the most sensitive part on a man’s body when he is masturbating?

*His ears

call me dumb but i don´t get that one…

[Karlos_Santos]

@Ed_Paris

call me dumb but i don´t get that one…

Well in my case it would be listening for my fiance entering the bathroom.
Not that i would partake in such a demeaning activity

[Ed_Paris]

@Karlos_Santos

Well in my case it would be listening for my fiance entering the bathroom.
Not that i would partake in such a demeaning activity

too bad karlos

[Zaniac]

@Ed_Paris

too bad karlos

ROFL

Karlos is right, keep those ears open to avoid that awkward moment

[BradCee]

@Karlos_Santos

Not that i would partake in such a demeaning activity

listening?

[Sublim_All]

Lol, I remember this being an April 1st joke our University once pulled off as well

[Steve_London]

@Ed_Paris

call me dumb but i don´t get that one…

when you’re rubbing one out, I bet you can hear a pin drop from 50 yards… don’t wanna get caught now!

[mostapha]

I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?

[Nicky_H]

@mostapha

I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?

Yep the comma placement is fucked up - and it was probably done by a Uni student in Manchester - which shows the kind of idiots who have the UK’s future in their hands.

[Paka_Ono]

I assuming that people know that it’s not real. You can find similar pics/posts with various university letter heads from all over the world.

I def lol’d the first time I saw one though

[Karlos_Santos]

@mostapha

I counted 7 grammatical errors (maybe brits use commas differently than americans), one semantic error, and one outright lie. What was it that you were trying to point out, karlos?

Just the email address simply because its the most obvious when scanned.
By “the error” i merely meant the obvious typo.

To be honest, I would expect grammatical errors in legitimate correspondance from Uni staff… they don’t usually give a crap as they don’t expect to get marked.

@Nicky_H

Yep the comma placement is fucked up - and it was probably done by a Uni student in Manchester - which shows the kind of idiots who have the UK’s future in their hands.

This comes as no news to me. I’ve spent the last 15 years DJing to students and listening to the utter retarded nonsense that they continually spout.

[Nicky_H]

Yep I used to be one so I know they’re all idiots

[Hypernia]

We had a similar message posted at the correge I am attending.

[tekki]

Hahahaha, the guy who wrote that is called Wood hall.