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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
My friend says that just because I move the tin cans across the laser beams in the supermarket and make the ‘beep’, doesn’t mean I’m a DJ. He says it makes me a checkout assistant. Who is right?
So, who likes pineapple on their pizza?
Day-um! That’s the one I wanted to post. Couldn’t remember it entirely.
I have seen this joked about time and time again here on DJTT. but seriously folks, are people really asking such a dumb-ass question? really? I mean REALLLY???
don’t take it personally bud 
most of those are from other forum i post as well](Need studio headphones!)
[quote]I have seen this joked about time and time again here on DJTT. but seriously folks, are people really asking such a dumb-ass question? really? I mean REALLLY??? [/quote] Yes.
and it generally includes the hearts
How am I Batman?
Am I a real DJ?
No, you are a figment of your own imagination.
Can I be a figment’s of b3nz0n8’s imagination?
How do you sort your tracks?
Where do you buy your music?
The questions come in so many forms but the answers are always the same.
in/out port
big import button
^^ + many caves and cave bitches ^^ = Batman 
Don’t forget:
What happened between Earl_Panda and Hedgehog in Hedgehog’s backpack?
LoLz
it makes perfect sense now
you know there are dead bodies under the bat cave, right?
ill post the cracked article later if i can find it.
but it boils down to: a shit ton of people had to be involved in putting things in the cave, AND all the maintenance. those people could sign a non disclosure, but whats their incentive? at the end of the 2nd movie everyone hates batman (the cave is being built)!
so, he must have hilled the few hundred to a few thousand workers involved. and where can he hide them? the cave.