The Never Ending Rap Battle Thread
Disses and punchlines are encouraged. FREESTYLE
Whatchu got playa?
I woke up in the night, and what did I see? I pooped in my pants, yes I did indeed. It really smelled dank, really quite gross, so I got a butter knife and smeared it on some toast. Don’t be mean, and don’t be cruel, my poop looked just like a baby ja rule. And it started rapping and fire it did say, like “hey jon ham, it’s freakin Saturday!” So I took it to the park, in the middle of the dark, and that poop ran up a giant tree bark. Man, I tried to grab it. Slick as a rabbit. Fell through my hands like an oily bandit. I lost that poop for good. I was very, very sad, but I know one thing for sure. I’m gonna be a shitty dad. BOOM!
first post and that thread already got super-weird, good job guys!
time to get weird
check check..
Yo my name is kyle and I spit fat rhymes, I’m white girl wasted, and I love doing crimes. house music for life, no pop or hop, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re not a cop…
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this shit
Yeah, yu know it’s legit
Aaight lets kick it
Ye nigga take a hit
pffffftt
blows out smoke
Where ya find this, kid ?
Sum dank ass shit
Damn son I’m feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
da chronic increasin mah wit
So fuckin’ high, into orbit
peace out ya nitwit
turntable brake
Well that was fun, but it’s pretty shitty 
. Hell I’m too white for this anyway.
And sorry if it takes up half a page.
Something tells me you’ve thought about this before
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this excrement.
Yeah, yu know it’s legit
Aaight lets kick it
Yes male of African American descent please do partake.
pffffftt
blows out smoke
Where ya find this, kid ?
Some exquisite substance indeed.
Darn son I’m feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
The dried female embryonic shoot of the cannabis sativa plant increasing my intellectual capabilities.
I have reached a significant altitude, beyond approximately 2,000 kilometers.
peace out ya nitwit
turntable brake
Made some modifications to make it suitable for work.
In before the inevitable lock,
Down on your knees and don this frock,
Getting holy in this church of the sacred beat,
The DJ is god, now with hands thou shalt speak.
word word
One day i met a pony called hula.
He was as high as moola.
Then the moola and the hula had a battle they sent each other to the cattle where they had a little battle.
After that battle there was a very big silence where they flew upside down into an alliance.
In that alliance there was a peacock that magically flew into the suns peacock and then into the alternate dimension where peacocks are humans and humans are peacocks and sharks make up the entire senate and the dolphins is the president and the sharks try to eat the president and become a dolphin but they don’t succeed because the peacocks come back from the alternate dimension and they are really smart and use their laser beams to kill the unhappy sharks but it turns out that the sharks are humans and the president is a human so everything is back to normal. The peacocks were high
This thread is wack.
Yo.
And then that hater called patch said this thread is wack so we took him too the corner and gave him a smack he then fell on the ground after that smack and turned into the hulk then said HULK SMASH. 
And guess what bitch i can’t rap
That made me smile for a while,
But smiling’s not my style,
See I come from down t’pit,
I’m a miserable northern git.
Yeah I got ryhmes..
When you kids have figured out which two of you have something resembling talent - you can try your hand with the big boys over here. Warning - Photo and I don’t take prisoners so tell your mother’s you won’t be coming home.
^thats the worst rap ever
Next week on Alabama Fact Checker…
Yo it looks like fun here in raptown
but this time, it’s Jayvee who’s getting down
So you better prep yourself and maybe check yourself
because I’m going to wiggidy wreck yo’self
I’m a DJ not a rapper
yet even I can tell your shit’s whacker
Yes you are whacker and you’re a wanker
while I am known as your mothers spanker.
Yo.