The OFFICIAL “NI [caused problem x to happen]” Thread
Oh man, I’m still literally laughing as a I type this.
My inspiration was this post:
So let’s hear it…what did NI do to you? Horrible grammar, punctuation, and spelling is encouraged.
NI raised the price of gas. Now I can’t get my DJ car to go anywhere. Useless fucking cunts!
NI stole my girlfriend. Then proceeded to bang her in front of me - using her moans as samples. Fucking CUNTS!
NI just caused me sleep depravation of the next month!
NI sank the Titanic. Unthinkable! F’ing C’s!!!
NI killed Kenny!
NI forgot to get me a Dr Pepper! Unforgivable, fucking cunts.
NI made these babies yell at each other. AND they translated it!
NI caused me to miss my midterm and flunk out of college because the download took too long!
I’m no longer able to get an errection >(
m-f’ing SOBs!!!11!
NI is responsible for 2 major delays this past century
Dr Dre’s Detox and Duke Nukem Forever.
NI didn’t let Hitler into art school
NI made Charlie Sheen crazy. And made Kim Kardashian famous (this is not good)
NI stole my ideas!
The NI servers use too much power and caused a nuclear meltdown in Japan.
this is actually more messed up than funny.
too soon
NI did 9/11
NI threw a bag of shit lit on fire to my porch.
someone had to give it an attempt.